Pulse food processor until all ingredients are well mixed and chickpeas are a mashed consistency. You don't want to process it so long that it becomes the texture of hummus. Leave some texture. Scrape into a bowl and stir in the following:
1stalkcelery, finely chopped
3green onions, thinly slicedwhite and green parts
1/4cuppickle relish or chopped dill pickles
1/4cupfinely chopped red bell pepper
Serve on bread, toast, or crackers. Refrigerate unused portions.